the winner has been very naughty...

Today we announce the winners of the 2007 Holiday Lyric Contest (about 14 minutes into the show...) Join me, Mr Kaos and very special guest, Daddy Kaos to learn about football, politics, gumbo, and maybe we'll also talk about the song contest.

If you aren't able to listen in, then come back Christmas eve when I'll have links to all the winners and participants along with a little bloggy bling for them to call their own.


WARNING: not appropriate for little ears!



Now I bet you just can't wait to hear that Santa Punish Me Polka can you? You wish it didn't take us so long to get things done don't you?

Umm.

Well you know... You could listen to it NOW if you really want to...

WARNING: my Mad Skillz don't apply to my "singing"!



Merry almost Christmas...

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You can download the podcast and song too!

about the kaos family

With Halloween well on its way I thought it might be time to let you guys in on a little video Mr. Kaos recorded in 1989.



No, I'm not joking.



Yes it really is him.



(no, no it's him... the one singing... er... rapping?)




Just watch it... I'll wait.






Admit it, your life is more complete now.

they're not dead yet...

Last night I asked Mr. Kaos to stop by the local grocery for 1 very important reason (if I'm being honest 2 very important reasons).

Reason #1: It was sunny and gorgeous here yesterday and for some reason I wanted me a good ol' Spring BBQ complete with grilled chicken and corn on the cob.

Reason #2: I drank the last cherry cola (2 of them were flat) and needed more before I had an early morning breakdown.

While he was at the store he found a great deal on something that we need like another whole in my head (for general reference there are a fair number of holes in my head already... I'm like Swiss cheese babies).

He was so excited he called me while leaving the store (a whole 12 blocks away) to tell me he got something so great I was going to burst. He wouldn't tell me what but told me there were 2 (count them 2) of them and I was just going to be beside myself with joy. So joyous in fact that he asked me to come and stand in the front yard so I could receive my exciting Thursday evening surprise immediately upon his arrival. It was so good, so exciting it couldn't even wait the 30 seconds for him to come through the door.

What was this joyous gift? Did he find amazing tropical vacations 2 for the price of one? A summer home and winter cottage all for the low low price of 19.99? No silly.

DVD's!! What DVD's? Only the 1st season of Soap AND the 1st season of Barney Miller.

Can you even believe the love?

What this prompted though, not love, an illness. Mr. Kaos has a problem which I call the "they aren't dead yet syndrome"

He thinks everyone in Hollywood is dead long before they actually pass. Bringing home two 70's TV shows didn't help. He recalled fondly watching them as a young man and then calmly said how sad it is that Robert Guillaume isn't with us anymore.

CK: He's not dead

MK: Yeah sweetie he died a few years ago

CK: You're doing that thing where you think someone is dead

MK: No, he really is, look it up.

I did. He's alive. I showed Mr. Kaos. He couldn't believe it. I showed him right here . He voiced a video game this year for pete's sake. He had to give in, I was right (again) he's always thinking people are dead.

MK: What about Angie Dickinson?

CK: No honey, she's not dead.

MK: Can you look it up?