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it's vlog time again

Live from the bathroom: It's the CamiKaos show!!!!

the dog ate my video blog

As I sit at the table at this ungodly hour on a Friday morning willing my child to PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST EAT YOUR BREAKFAST in a half sleep listening to the morning whining about what the temperature is while Mr. Kaos still hits his snooze button every 7 minutes I must report a sad thing to you.

The dog ate my vlog.

Er um, I left it on the bus.

Would you believe that I did do my vlog but I left it at home?

Alright, the truth is I stayed up all night to do it but then a band of crazed marauders spirited me away to a funky dance party in the woods through this magical tunnel in the local smoke filled shoe store.

I thought that the party would make a better vlog than my whole question me thing but when I pulled out my video camera all the magical creatures ran away, except one big horse guy who knocked it from my hands and trampled it into 666 little pieces.

I was able to retrieve it and even managed to put it back together, it's like new, but not in time to film my vlog for today and that is why...

You'll have to wait.

want it

It's the day for things n' stuff.

Stuff that I need to address with all of you.

Important matters.

Important.. to whom?

To me.

First and foremost a little thank you to Miss Jo for a lovely little bit of bling bling for my bloggy here:


Break Out Blogger award! Oh yeah! I won it. An award. That is now mine. She specified something about my vlog. So yeah, I've done a couple. It's mine now.

Who wants it? Do you? Or you? Or maybe you?

A while back The Holmes held a contest to see who wanted an award he had to give out... I liked that, I liked it a lot... I lost of course but I still thought it was pretty damn cool so that's what I'll be doing... making you work for it.

Want it? Don't care? Whatever, try to win it... if you do I will custom redesign the break out blogger award for YOUR blog. For you. If you want I can even put your face in it. I will consider requests and everything...

Now, how shall you try to sway me to win said custom bloggy bling?

I want you to tell me a story. What kind of story? The story of the best thing you ever broke of course, or broke through... This is the BREAK OUT blogger award after all. So tell, tell. Leave it in my comments, send it to me in e-mail or make it a post on your own blog, but if you do that make sure to let me know so I can check in for the judging. You have until Monday to impress me with all the broken down glory!!

And now for something else I want... questions I can answer.

I had 3, but one kind of worked itself out it seems so that leaves me with 2 completely random and unrelated questions to answer on my video blog this Friday. Does anyone else have something to ask? Email me at mommifiedme at gmail dot com.

Okay? Okay.

I scream, you scream...

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Don't forget that next week I'll be answering your questions (if you want to ask them) on my vlog. Is there something you've always wanted to ask me? Bad advice you'd like to receive? Can't find your keys?

Let me know by sending an email mail to me at mommifiedme at gmail dot com. I'll try to answer all questions posed to me (there can't be that many can there?) but to do that I need the questions by Tuesday.

Go on, ask... you know you want to.

it was your idea... frickhead

I would like to make clear right here at the very start that "frickhead" is not the actual word I used... As a matter of fact neither "Frick" nor "head" were even parts of the word, but you know me, I'm all for the political correctness and shit.

But as I laid in bed staring at the overly serious frozen face of Mandy Patinkin on my paused TiVo Mr. Kaos and I discussed some possibilities for next week's video blog...

I said to him: "I really like the idea of asking them to send in questions"

He looked at me as though I had just proposed we move to Munchkinland and join the Lollipop Guild.

"You know, so they can ask stuff and I can answer... I think they would.... what? WHAT? What's your problem?"

More blank staring from my lovely partner then he blurted out: "That's so stupid, why would you do that to your blog I mean.... what the hell?"

"Well it was your idea frickhead!" I fired back.

He was speechless for a moment, stunned before asking "When did I suggest that when I was dropping a....."

Um. Yeah, I am going to spare the details of that sentence as well. I'm feeling all proper.

It was then that I was able to ascertain that he thought I was talking about a blog post and I was talking about a video post and at this time he realized the genius of the idea (which was suggested by him) and we were back on track.

The point being this, I have decided to try to make my Vlog a weekly thing. It could be fun, and I think for next week I would like some input from all of you (you know who you are).

Is there a question you've been dying to ask me? Some piece of advice you desperately need? A wise crack in the form of a question you would love to hear me answer? Do you want to ask if my refrigerator is running? Well here's your chance because I want you to ask me something.

It would make me happy, and you want to make me happy right? That's one of your life's ambitions isn't it? To please some half crazy Portland chick on an ego trip?

So email me a question at mommified me at gmail dot com. It can be any kind of question you want.

Don't by shy, if you have a question you should totally ask it because you'll probably be the only one. I know sad isn't it. Sad enough to make you feel bad enough to ask me a question?

Good, get on it.

Then stay tuned for NEXT Friday's vlog and see what I have to say.

Oh, and keep your eyes out for tomorrow's video when I have a thing or two to say about something cold, creamy, and patriotic.