Thursday, September 27, 2007

it was your idea... frickhead

I would like to make clear right here at the very start that "frickhead" is not the actual word I used... As a matter of fact neither "Frick" nor "head" were even parts of the word, but you know me, I'm all for the political correctness and shit.

But as I laid in bed staring at the overly serious frozen face of
Mandy Patinkin on my paused TiVo Mr. Kaos and I discussed some possibilities for next week's video blog...

I said to him:
"I really like the idea of asking them to send in questions"

He looked at me as though I had just proposed we move to Munchkinland and join the Lollipop Guild.

"You know, so they can ask stuff and I can answer... I think they would.... what? WHAT? What's your problem?"

More blank staring from my lovely partner then he blurted out: "That's so stupid, why would you do that to your blog I mean.... what the hell?"

"Well it was your idea frickhead!" I fired back.

He was speechless for a moment, stunned before asking "When did I suggest that when I was dropping a....."

Um. Yeah, I am going to spare the details of that sentence as well. I'm feeling all proper.

It was then that I was able to ascertain that he thought I was talking about a blog post and I was talking about a video post and at this time he realized the genius of the idea (which was suggested by him) and we were back on track.

The point being this, I have decided to try to make my Vlog a weekly thing. It could be fun, and I think for next week I would like some input from all of you (you know who you are).

Is there a question you've been dying to ask me? Some piece of advice you desperately need? A wise crack in the form of a question you would love to hear me answer? Do you want to ask if my refrigerator is running?
Well here's your chance because I want you to ask me something.

It would make me happy, and you want to make me happy right? That's one of your life's ambitions isn't it? To please some half crazy Portland chick on an ego trip?

So email me a question at mommified me at gmail dot com. It can be any kind of question you want.

Don't by shy, if you have a question you should totally ask it because you'll probably be the only one. I know sad isn't it. Sad enough to make you feel bad enough to ask me a question?

Good, get on it.

Then stay tuned for NEXT Friday's vlog and see what I have to say.

Oh, and keep your eyes out for tomorrow's video when I have a thing or two to say about something cold, creamy, and patriotic.


sybil law said...

Sounds kinky - I'm in!!!

Mama Zen said...

Just saw your first Vlog, and I love it! Wow, you have a great voice1

Thinking of a question . . .

julie said...

So, what's the deadline? I need to think about this...

Lori- Fairytales & Margaritas said...

Oh yeah. I love some interaction!

CamiKaos said...

Sybil: of course you are.

mama zen: thank you! I hope you send me one.

Julie: I should have set a deadline huh. Well lets say Tuesday. That is a good deadline. If I get more than a couple I will do a second question and answer vlog though so no pressure...

Lori: Hell yeah!

Jen said...

I don't have a question but I do want to tell you the my husband is a bit of a frickhead too. Turns out he left your prize sitting in his car for the past two weeks. To keep you from getting a large, unidenifiable lump of what used to be chocolate I'm going to rebuy, repackage and resend your prize. Augh, men.

Troy said...

Cold, creamy and patriotic. Hmmmm. I can only think of potato salad on the fourth of July, but I think that's because I haven't had supper yet.

I'll think up a question or three and fire them over. I've been eagerly awaiting the next vlog since the last one.

CamiKaos said...

Jen: I was beginning to wonder where my chocolate was... but I wasn't going to say anything ;)

Troy: Mmmm... Potato salad. Oh how I love potato salad... It really is a weakness of mine, but only if it's good. Hmm.. maybe I need to redo my vlog for potato salad instead...

Martin Declan Kelly said...

here's my question

should i tell her that i like her, even though if i do and she likes me that means there'll be a relationship, which means i'll stay here?

Jo Beaufoix said...

Hmmm, must have a think.