Wednesday, September 03, 2008

get what you came for?

It's been a while since I gave you a glimpse into the insanity of other people's minds. My insanity you can take a gander at anytime you want to, really it's fine by me.

Here are some searches that brought people to my blog, some are proper, mundane, common place... Some? I'll let you decide.

camikaos - this is a fine and lovely thing to search for. I encourage people to search for her more often... I hear she's fab.

junk mail - Do you think they figured out how much I HATE junk mail?

kaos clothing for kids - oddly enough I used to design and then decorate onsies and t-shirts for babies and toddlers. It was something I got into when K was born and I had a rash of friends and acquaintances pregnant all at once. They were adorable in a "This baby could so kick your ass" kind of way. I think one of the shirts said something to that effect...

cami bakersfield - I wonder how many times I've mentioned I lived in Bakersfield... I wonder if they were really looking of me or if they were looking for another gal I know named Kami (with a K) who used to live in Bakersfield too. (Hello doppelganger... I miss you)

ton camis two my - I can't even figure out what this means.

there's no such thing as a free lunch, is it free to you - They really should have ended up at Verso's blog.

kaos bong - I don't have one of those.

laughing-gas - It's good. Ask for it by name.

portland pie-off- amazing that someone would find there way HERE looking for that when they so easily could have been directed instead to so many more qualified pages.

dentist gas? authority - I wouldn't call myself and authority on the topic of dentist gas, I've only had it twice... but I'd say I'm much less hesitant to go to the dentist now than I used to be.

mom in higher heels - I've met moms in much higher heels than mine, I think they're a little nuts.

cami recall - Have I been recalled? Am I defective? I wonder if they can just replace the faulty part or if they'll have to issue a refund... Oh bother.

drunk wearing heels - No, I usually take my heels off if I've had too much to drink.

cami stumptown coffee - I'm trying to remember if I've ever even been there... I know I've never blogged about it.

strange love podcast - Thank you, come again!!!

cat sex toys - not on my blog... missburrows might know something on the topic though (except that she's allergic to cats)

lion sex - sex with a lion is a not, however sex with Lion would be hot.

love stories with sex - of course I do, who doesn't?

and last but not least...

can high heel boots catch on fire - Like anything, I'm sure they could if you tried hard enough.


Anonymous said...

I get dozens of people looking for "How do I know if I'm a Booty Call" and now you will too.

Sex with me is boring. It's like staring at clouds and then a caterpillar walks across your arm. Seriously.

At least that's what I think right now at 2:53am with a fully awake three year old.

Jo Beaufoix said...

So, the cat sex toys one is scary. And you are not defective hon.

Bubblewench said...

I need to konw how to find that stuff out cause it's funny and I want to know.

Cat sex toys.. um. Ok. Poor kitties.

sybil law said...

Insanity? Or stupidity?! The high heels catching on fire - who needs to google that?!
Maybe the cami two ton my or whatever was a translation... of... gibberish.
Funny, though!

missburrows said...

Why do your blog posts always have to be about you?? Sheesh.

holly said...

the kaos bong should have directed them to my site. i have four. sometimes the parties get out of hand. you know how it is.

Anonymous said...

It makes you wonder what people are actually thinking when they search for such things...

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