welcome home bitch, have a meme...

While I was away doing the hard business that is a family vacation other people were just laying about playing with their blogs and drinking martinis... or maybe reading...

And what do I come home to? A freaking tag.

A tag. I've been tagged like an animal in the wild, I'm being tracked. Why don't you love me Christine? Why would you set the world upon me...

Yeah, okay, a little melodramatic... but isn't that kind of what you come here for?

Time for honesty. I only remember that I got tagged, I can't even recall what she said I was supposed to do so lets go take a look together shall we?

Simple enough... clean and clear cut right? I have to tell YOU 8 random things about ME.

Hmm. How best to go about this. I will be honest with you, this is hard. I really don't like to talk about myself (are you laughing as hard as I am, cause you know, this is me, CamiKaos we are talking about. We are talking about me not talking about me... how absurd is that really).

8 things. Well you know lets try this:

1) I have trouble thinking of 8 things I want to share with all of you that I haven't already come out with, that I haven't already spilled and been so honest about.

2) I am an incredibly judgemental parent. I am. I want everyone to be an extraordinary parent because I feel that every child deserves to be raised well. As a result I sometimes feel inadequate.

3) Mr. Kaos often finds out how I am feeling by reading this page. He has said before that I seem more honest here than I do in the rest of my life. He didn't mean it as an insult.

4) When I am not home it is the only place I want to be.

5) There are few things more relaxing to me than a good pedicure.

6) I wish I was less mentally cluttered... but I suppose that is a very big part of what makes me who I am.


7) I'm often amazed by some of the heavy similarities between myself and the woman who tagged me for this.

8) The first night we were in the Di$neyland parks we stumbled upon the Main Street Electrical Parade. Now I should tell you that I hate parades, I really do. I do not enjoy or even quite understand them or their appeal. But that night we sat down on a curb right in front in an area that was not crowded at all and as I sat their holding Mr. Kaos' hand with K in my lap I cried because I couldn't help myself.

So um there. tagged. spilled. there you have it. Who shall I pin down with my taggity power??? Hmmm. I shall select only 4: Jo, Mielikki, Bubblewench (happy birthday bitch, do a meme) and Jen.



And now to follow the pattern that Flutter has set forth I shall update you as to my Harry Potter status. I started the book LATE on Friday. I have had little time to read so I am not yet done, but I only have about 150 pages left... soon, so soon I shall announce my completion... and then if you are a huge nerd like me I will invite you to email me with your thoughts and feeling on the book... But NOT YET...