Wednesday, May 23, 2007

not my frickin hero...

This is how lame I am. I am so lame that I am actually going to post something about the season finale of a show. A fictional show. A show that means nothing in the grand scheme of things. But here I am and I am going to talk about it. HOW LAME?! Very lame.

With that said I am going to disclose a couple of things that happened so if you haven't seen the season finale of Heroes and you care then stop reading please.

STOP!

Don't look down there.

I am giving you a chance okay?

lalalalalala

mary had a little lamb

little lamb little lamb

mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow

Are they gone yet? What the fuck was that? I mean really come on. Who were they trying to appeal to? They let Nathan be the big hero who flies his brother off to his certain death so that Peter (Peter the awesome amazing super dude who should be loved above all others) can survive with the guilt of having killed his own brother? I mean yeah, Peter was right, in the end he could trust Nathan, but yuck. Nathan's slime. And Mama Petrelli is just a bitch... I know I know. I know I am supposed to think she is a bitch and there could possibly be a reason for it and they will tell us all about it later but still. Still. NATHAN. I don't like Nathan and I don't wanna like him. Even worse it didn't make me like him it made me think he's even more of an ass for some reason. Like his mama made him do it. "Oh dear, the tide is turning, go send yourself out like a lamb to slaughter dead, mama says" (I typed that with a high falsetto running through my head, she doesn't talk like that but it's more irritating that way so think that okay?)

And Syler crawling off into the sewer? Cheap. Just cheap.

But I thought it was nice of them to throw us a bone and give us HRG's first name. If that really is his first name.

And I was proud of Claire for giving ol gramma the proverbial fuck you.

But really? That tight squeeze is what they give us as a season finale? Every other episode of the season I loved. LOVED. That one... well it left me feeling cheap with a bad taste in my mouth and I'm only that kind of girl for Mr. Kaos...

3 comments:

Bubblewench said...

I literally just scrolled after the STOP and went here. I have not seen ANY of it, even though you have been telling me from day 1 to watch it.

I have had so many other people tell me to watch it that I had planned on renting it and watching the whole season over the summer so I can join in if it comes back next year (I have no clue).

I will not be returning to your comments page either in case someone else says something!

Martin Declan Kelly said...

spoilers in this as well, so stop reading now if you don't want to know.





thing is, i liked the plot for how it ended up

just thought the script, directing and the acting could have been better. it was clumsy and awkward

oh, nathan's dead. peter survived, and syler didn't survive and crawl into the sewer, he's dead and was dragged there

Martin Declan Kelly said...

oh, sorry, i thought for some reason you had the nathan/peter fatality situation reversed.. my bad! you had it the right way round